10 Random Poker Quotes

• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm