10 Random Poker Quotes

• Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• "No river, no fish."
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.