10 Random Poker Quotes

• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• "What've you got, Layne?" "You BEAT." Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow. $ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day 2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• Concentrate. Don't do anything stupid. Catch some cards. ----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes