10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.