10 Random Poker Quotes

• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good." H.L.B. Tunica, MS
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• Welcome to kicker school
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.