10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all
in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns
over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen
that before, and ...."