10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!