10 Random Poker Quotes

• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson