10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- It's Free To Fold...
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle"
-- Anonymous
$4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table,
Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn"
--Jack "Treetop" Straus--
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.