10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent."
-- David Mamet
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.