10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-
- "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle"
-- Anonymous
$4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table,
Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- The all-in play works everytime but once.
- It's Free To Fold...
- "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP