10 Random Poker Quotes

• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus. Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003