10 Random Poker Quotes

• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."