10 Random Poker Quotes

• Fook the floosh droo!
• Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• im going to 2 out you to death
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• Fold and live to fold again
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword