10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.