10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• Welcome to kicker school
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."