10 Random Poker Quotes

• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• Fold and live to fold again
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus