10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?"
"Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones."
-Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson