10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus.
Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die