10 Random Poker Quotes

After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
Poker is for fat, American losers.
in the poker game of life women are the rake
Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
(after a particularly bad beat) "that was a terrible call" "it's called gambling" "no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks