10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity." ---Lee Jones
• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves