10 Random Poker Quotes

• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• Fook the floosh droo!
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time. -Abraham Lincoln
• God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"