10 Random Poker Quotes

• To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury