10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson