10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker."
- Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer