10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.