10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- Welcome to kicker school
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
- Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand.
One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?