10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.