10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
- im going to 2 out you to death
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz