10 Random Poker Quotes

Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
im going to 2 out you to death
in the poker game of life women are the rake