10 Random Poker Quotes

• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.