10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good."
H.L.B. Tunica, MS
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson