10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• Fook the floosh droo!
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth