10 Random Poker Quotes

• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.