10 Random Poker Quotes

• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
• "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)