10 Random Poker Quotes

• The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus. Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
• "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• Fold and live to fold again
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.