10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003