10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
- "No river, no fish."
- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.