10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time. -Abraham Lincoln
• I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson