10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• It's Free To Fold...
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.