10 Random Poker Quotes

• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.