10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
 - "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity."
---Lee Jones
 - "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
 - I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
 - No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
 - "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion 
 - "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent."
-- David Mamet
 - "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
 - When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
 - Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack