10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Give me running 10's boy!!" Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
• The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus. Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..