10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth