10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.