10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- Welcome to kicker school
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- You have to piss with the dick you have