10 Random Poker Quotes

• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!