10 Random Poker Quotes

• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• "No river, no fish."
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
• Welcome to kicker school
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent." -- David Mamet