10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament