10 Random Poker Quotes

• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.